Look Into My Cristobal

I love the Weather Channel. I'm glad it was bought by General Electric NBC because chances are it will maintain its current incarnation since it looked like something NBC owned already. I just hope NBC doesn't fire all the people and hire new ones. Marshall Seese is near retirement! I mean look at the guy! Leave him alone! And don't hire all dudes- I love that you have tons of women on your channel of various sizes and child rearing age. Some of them might even have gone through the Change. I love everything about the Weather Channel. Keep it the SAME! Or make it better- but only if I approve.

Anyway, I watch Channel de Weather constantly- morning, noon, and night. I was watching it last week when I learned the name of the newest tropical storm Cristobal. I know the Weather Channel doesn't name the tropical storms, the Meteorlogical Society does, but seriously- Cristobal? Cristobal sounds like a flamboyant Hispanic from Miami who wants to throw a disco in my living room after giving me highlights and teaching me to salsa. He sounds like a real party. He'll even bring the booze.

Katrina, now there's someone who sounded like a bitch from the get go.