Anyway, I watch Channel de Weather constantly- morning, noon, and night. I was watching it last week when I learned the name of the newest tropical storm Cristobal. I know the Weather Channel doesn't name the tropical storms, the Meteorlogical Society does, but seriously- Cristobal? Cristobal sounds like a flamboyant Hispanic from Miami who wants to throw a disco in my living room after giving me highlights and teaching me to salsa. He sounds like a real party. He'll even bring the booze.
Katrina, now there's someone who sounded like a bitch from the get go.