May 7, 2011
Random Fact #1
In high school I pledged my virginity to Jesus. A friend offered me a ride to school one morning and in my excitement to not ride the bus I took her up on the offer. Didn't even think twice about it. Once we got to school I discovered it was a Christian school group full of teenagers pledging that they would wait until marriage. They wrote their names onto a small piece of paper, propped them up with plastic forks and then put the forks into the ground. It was a little graveyard where teenage trysts went to die. Not wanting to look like an asshole, I participated, the whole while realizing how dumb and meaningless the whole exercise was. At least to me.