And I Never Learned How to Play the Piano

I'm totally going blind. My left eyeball has a bubble on the surface and I don't know what it is! I know better than to look it up on WebMD because it'll only tell me I have cancer or AIDS. And unless I have AIDS-of-the-Eye-Cancer, it's safe to assume that WebMD is useless to my plight. I just got health coverage today but I don't have any policy information so if this eyeball bubble gets bigger I can't really just go to the doctor. Oh my God I hope it just goes away. Otherwise I need to get cracking on some stuff. Like memorizing some poetry or something. I don't know how I'll do that in Braille.