April 8, 2009

I Demand to Win The Price is Right.

To Win the Price is Right. And win it big.
If I was holding hostages and I had an unreasonable demand? Hmmmmm. I can't decide between unlimited Chipotle followed by a bunch of laxatives so I could then eat more Chipotle or winning The Price is Right- but not with Drew Carey, with lecherous Bob Barker himself. How fabulous would it be to get Bob Barker to one more time remind America to spay and neuter their pets while he directs me to my new matching set of water skis, mahogany bedroom set, Mikasa dishware and RV? Pretty damn fabulous. Then again, there isn't a Chipotle for miles...

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